I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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