Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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