well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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