i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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