my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Randomize
