Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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