As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She announced her abortion via fbk
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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