I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We have started to decorate penises.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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