I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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