Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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