grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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