Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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