so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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