porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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