Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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