at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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