Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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