whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
