My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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