Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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