No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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