You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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