Do you still have your period?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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