He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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