You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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