im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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