And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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