The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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