why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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