I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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