: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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