How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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