i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Oh god it's open bar.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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