New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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