Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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