so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
too bad you live with your parents still
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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