Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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