very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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