Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
