in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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