I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
