talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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