Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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