You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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