So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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