you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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