Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
i think my cat just said my name.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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