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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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