I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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