That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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