ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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