C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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