Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
My breath smells like gin and sadness
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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